“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick before running into the sunset in search of some hella fine ladies.
it’s about time someone in the public eye said this
re-blogging for Martin freeman
(Source: pleaserepeatthequestion)
castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:
So yeah, i have this thing for men in soldier uniform.
Holy shit I was not prepared for Michael.
Every girl crazy for a sharp dressed man.
oh fuck
In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
do you need a hug
i think we all need a hug
